My friends, we did it! Well, mainly me. But without you who would have been there to applaud me? Exactly. A greater team effort hasn't been seen since Caesar and Mark Anthony.
Ah, but in serious serioussus, a big hearty Bozza thanks to you all for coming along. I do hope you enjoyed it. And from the standing ovation (no, really - ed.) I shall assume you did. Here's (most of) Team Boris all looking justifiably cheerful after the final performance. A nicer and hard working bunch, you could not hope to meet. Not in Government anyway. I don't want to be indiscreet but that Liam Fox, let me tell you...
Team Boris will be back with more shows later in the year. Until then, do let us know what you thought on the social media bobbins. Or join the Blowfish Theatre mailing list.