My friends, last night everyone in Team Boris watched me, Boris, talk about myself (Boris) on a really very large cinema screen. If I say so myself, which I do, it was bloody marvellous. Even David “Call me Dave” Cameron had to admit I looked really quite splendid.
The thing about watching oneself on a really very large cinema screen is that one gets to focus on all the things that make you, you. And Mr Burchhardt, who really is coming on as an actor, I have to say, managed to fill that really very large cinema screen with an awful lot of Me. And I can only think that is a very good thing. Keep up the good work, David! (Burchhardt, not Cameron.)