Well, if that wasn't maximus laborious. A five hour tech rehearsal! For a one hour show! Team Boris really are taking things to a whole new level. I actually left, dear reader, half way through. I'm not getting paid for this nonsense and the level of detail from "Director" Kyle Williams was bordering on the absurd. The man was cueing every light for this concocted miscellany of balderdash like he was in the West End. Mark my words - that young man is going places. A place with secure walls and trained medical staff.
I'm told they got there in the end and, all in all, were very pleased with the result. Apparently, the lustrous shine that technician Sadie manages to shimmer off my blond tresses is really quite something to behold. You have to see it to believe it - which you can, if you reserve your seats here!